Sunday, August 10, 2008

so full... padded toilet seats

i ate SO much this weekend. and so rich. les did too.

our poor toilet...

not yet so much, but i'm anticipating the worst.

i mean seriously, one set of pre-molded porcelain can only take so much.

no not necessarily so much poop. did i mention the word poop yet? no. you thought it, though.

why?

why does everyone always think of poop when i mention porcelain? (notice the alliteration)

no i'm simply referring, to, in addition to that, yes, the large amounts of time said porcelain is sat upon. this is why i've always been a strong advocate of the padded toilet seat.

the contraption is designed flawlessly to yield just the right amount of give to cushion one's rear, thus preventing or at least reducing the discomfort resulting from said rear being sat upon for said large amounts of time.

it could be wonderful

however, there are two people in this household, so multiply everything i've said by two.

all this being said, we, unfortunately, do not have a padded toilet seat.

poop!

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